Death March to the Sea: Papal History

[WHEN]
Saturday, August 16

[WHERE]
South End of Reseda Blvd

[RIDE CORPS]
– Valley Division –
Meet at Starbucks on Topanga Canyon Blvd just north of Ventura at 6:30am.

– Bayside Division –
Meet at Los Liones Drive, just west of Sunset Blvd. at 7:30am.

– Not Driving –
Meet at the south end of Reseda at 9am.

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“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.”

What is a Pope? A father? A shepherd? One who popes?

Let us gather Mass at the south end of Reseda. Let us pass through the heat of the summer to prove our devotion to tradition and to our community.

[DETAILED INFO]
– Banquet –
The banquet will be held at MacLeod Ale Brewing Co. in Van Nuys. at 14741 Calvert St. (about halfway between Van Nuys and Sepulveda Orange Line stations). Please consider leaving your car at an Orange Line Station parking lot for maximum drunken party. Please head there immediately after the hike.

– Preparation –
Bring what you need to hike 15 miles in the middle of the hot summer sun, far from civilization. At very least, the following:

  • Sturdy Shoes
  • Sun hat
  • Sun screen
  • Water

– Race –
This is also a race. It doesn’t have to be one, but if you are the racing kind there are two races:
– Individual race: Fastest one to the ocean gets an extra point!
– Team race: Fastest complete team to the ocean gets to determine next year’s theme!

– Achievements –
Two changes to achievements this year:
– New Achievement “Space Monkey” for shaving your head.
– Achievements now have levels. Every year you perform the achievement, you gain a level. Starting this year!

– Punishments –
As always, grab a beer and some chili, because we will be punishing ourselves.

For the exastive rules and regulations of the march, read the Bylaws!

New Bylaws Release! v4.1

The bylaws have been updated! After the Summit on 7-24-2014, here is a summary of the changes:

  • new radification method
  • renewed many bylaws
  • Grand Marshal, praise be unto him
  • Death March now ends at sundown
  • New flagbearing, noisemaking, and Champion of the Sea titles
  • New Achievement: Space Monkey
  • Achievements may now level up!!!
  • Team members may now choose to protect any municipality within the country under their team captain protection
  • clarification of team completion
  • No more Vanguard
  • No more lost points for missed seasonal marches
  • Extra point for organizing the seasonal march
  • Simpler tie resolution
  • Revised line of succession if no date is announced

Death March Summit 2014 Minutes

Death March Summit 2014 Minutes

  1. Call the Meeting to Order
  1. Attending
  1. Grand Marshal Jesse
  2. Lt. Marshal Ace
  3. Vice Lt. Marshal Mike
  4. Chancellor of Banquets Marvin
  5. Non-Officers
  1. Elise
  2. Hasen
  3. Travis
  4. Kirsten
  5. Vihn
  6. Nick
  1. Bylaws Renewals
  1. See bylaws revision candidate
  1. Banquet
  1. Marvin is on it
  2. We are cool with MacLeod. They are cool with us.
  1. New Achievement Ideas
  1. Rebel – Intentionally do the Death March wrong so you don’t get any points
  1. Not radified
  1. Space Monkey – Shave your head for the Death March
  1. Radified
  1. Seasonal March
  1. One does not lose points for not doing and rather you get an extra point for doing it at all
  1. Radified
  1. Should we have a female Champion?
  1. No strong opinion.
  1. Dog dags
  1. Carry on regardlessly
  1. Ride Corps
  1. Like last year because it worked
  1. Timekeepter
  1. Baker is resigning
  1. if he actually attempts the march, he says that is his resignation
  1. Ask Josh
  1. Not available
  1. Or ask people to tweet/fb/swarm their time once they get there
  1. If no phone or dead, ask someone else plz
  1. Or volunteers
  1. Facebook Event
  1. Separate ones for Ride Corps in valley and Los Liones
  2. Encourage people to come to Ride Corps in case there aren’t enough
  1. Special Papal History Bylaw
  1. This year, instead of Champion of the Sea, the official title will be “Bishop of Malibu, Vicar of Poseidon, Successor of the Champions of the Sea, Supreme Pontiff of the Universal March, Primate of Los Liones, Archbishop and Metropolitan of the Los Angeles Province, Sovereign of the Californian State, Servant of the servants of the Sea“
  1. Radified
  1. Grand Marshal Honorifix
  1. Anytime the Grand Marshal is mentioned, it must be followed by “praise be unto him”
  1. Radified

Death March Winter Seasonal Extreme Urban Drinking Hike: The Brewtour

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[When] Saturday, March 1, 2014

[Description] NOTE at bottom for those who like beer and socializing but don’t want to hike!!

The most final of details won’t be released until I have time to flesh them out, but here are the general principles:
– 6 highly rated breweries in Orange County
– 16 miles round trip
– finish at a nice restaurant for a sober-up post-march banquet

The idea is to walk a 16 mile loop, stopping at each brewery for a few tasters or a pint (whatever floats your boat). We will start and stop at the brewery I choose that is nearest a quality eatery so when we are done, we will have somewhere to relax, sober up if necessary, and get some grub before calling it a day.

Included breweries:
– Bootleggers
– Anaheim
– Noble
– Old Orange
– Valiant
– Bruery

As spoken by our fearless leader, “let no man cast asunder what has been written this day!”

The only word of warning is that I don’t know a damn thing about public trans in OC, so I can’t give you any good drop-out spots; if you plan to do the hike, you are committing to the whole thing or else you’ll have to provide your own transportation somehow. Bring a cell phone!

Also note, this will be a slightly faster paced walk – not speedwalking by any means, but no loitering or lollygagging; we have to finish before the breweries close up shop!

For those who can’t or don’t want to do the hike part, you are encouraged to meet us at one or more locations along the hike, or just walk to the first one and back with us, or whatever you want. I will be Tweeting and Facebooking our location as we go, so you will have an idea of when we will be at each spot.

Grand Marshal’s 2013 Wrap Up

group-2013Man, another Death March, come and gone like the dust in the wind.

This year was an interesting year. Why? Things went according to plan and we shrunk.

Yes, this was the first Death March since 2004 that we had less marchers than the previous year. I’m fine with that. In fact, one of the lessons I had this year is that even if things go completely according to plan, it doesn’t mean it will be a spectacular event. In fact, it will probably be pretty similar to how it always is.

Another thread of thought that strikes me this year is that of Tradition. There is definitely something comforting about tradition. The knowledge that despite the millions of ways life has changed over these 15 Death Marches, the Death March marches on. That being said, we had a very interesting make up of marchers. I’m concerned about how few women were on the march. We also had some exuberant first timers. One team was unconnected to any previous marchers and found out about the march from Twitter! And most of the folks from the team that brought us the ABC theme won again and have given us “Papal History” as a theme for next year. Love it.

superheroesSpeaking of the theme, I thought this would be the theme that would turn the whole march to cosplay. So I was a little bit disappointed that one two folks were in full costume. But there were lots of capes and masks and superhero t-shirts, so how sad can I be? This is also entirely typical. Some of us like to dress up, some don’t. I’m okay with that too.

rearguardSome more info about this year! We tied hottest Death March ever. This is now a 3 way tie. And boy was it a scorcher. Down by the beach, this gorgeous, creamy marine layer beckoned us on, but by the time anyone arrived at the ocean, it was gone. The sea breeze seemed to lose out to an off shore flow for the majority of the hike. Hydration levels seemed to be pretty stable. People took their time at Musch Camp and refilled their water. It was funny, however, that there was a big sign that said, “No water at Musch Camp” right at the campground. I was dying. I ran out of water at Eagle Rock. But once I realized the water was flowing, I gave myself probably 30 minutes of just solid drinking. This and a refilled hydropack let me finish up without any issue.

I waited too long to write this. All my memories are jumbled. I brought my son this year along with my father. 3 generations on one march. (I should note my mother rocks the Death March nearly every year, and we now have an achievement for bringing your mother!) My son and father only did the first half (getting picked up at Trippet Ranch). One is 4 years old and one is recovering from heart surgery. As the youngest marcher, my 4 year old was also the slowest. This established early on that I would be doing the new Punishment Rear Guard. I must also admit that it will likely be my last as well. Rear Guard, as noble as it may be, is really tough. Towards the end I caught up to the Twitter folks and showed them the way. I caught up to some members of Team USA who were feeling ill. And we finished slowly and together. I’m glad I did it, but it also meant I missed the celebration at the ocean.

stomatalites2013We had some folks going for major achievements this year. One of my favorite memories is coming upon the Stromatolites and everyone stopping to take pictures with them. Tom (I’m guessing, because I thought he had the spray chalk) wrote “they made our air” next to them. Mike started going on about blue green algae and them Bamboo started in about how some were nitrogen fixing. I love this group.

Eagle Rock went well. I was worried about showing up too late, but no one was itching to start the race yet. So there was time to have a beer and a burger and enjoy. And as the race began, someone began playing the Eye of the Tiger!!! Brilliant.

The banquet was good, but as is the trend, we had less people show up. I’m not sure what went wrong. Were people not properly informed? The cake was delicious and fun was had making doughnut burgers.

So in the end, no matter how much the event may shrink or lose its shine, there something enjoyable about it. And if we can survive the pain of the march itself, I imagine we can survive any pain of losing popularity.

We will march on.
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Death March to the Sea: Superheroes

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[When]
Saturday, August 17, 2013 @ 9:00am

[Where]
Marvin Braude Mulholland Gateway Park

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The time of reckoning has arrived. #DeathMarchLA has returned.

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***** Mountain Bikers WELCOME! Come help mark the trail!!!*****

This is the story of heroes from all walks of life who will gather the south end of Reseda at 9am. They gather to save the world. In order to do so, they must travel through HELL.

All heroes need the proper gear. Study boots or Magic Shoes of Immortality able to withstand the blistering 12+ mile MARCH OF DOOM. Water, giver of life, should be prepared to help avoid certain DEHYDRATION.

This is a one-way journey. Only the truest of heroes can perform this FEAT. Be sure you have a team to carry your BATTERED FLESH home from the SEA.

Of course, those SUPERHEROES who survive will be welcome at The Banquet. MORE INFO TO COME.

RSVP on the Facebook event page!

Click for nauseatingly exhaustive details on survival, achievements, punishments and much more.

Death March Super Ride Corps

BE A REAL SUPER HERO. Drive for the Death March.

Driving gives you 1 EXTRA RANK POINT and makes you a TEAM CAPTAIN (or ranger).

There are two meeting points:

VALLEY:
Topanga Canyon/Ventura Starbucks
Meet up 6:30am
ROLL OUT 7am

WESTSIDE:
Los Liones Drive, just west of Sunset Blvd.
Meet up 7:30am
ROLL OUT 8am

Free doughnuts for drivers (while supplies last).

Do it for the n00bs.