Achievements

These are the various achievements that you can perform on the Death March to earn fame for all time. Grayed out achievements have NEVER been performed. You can be the first!See also: The Difference between Achievements and Punishments

Gracious Bounty

Gracious Bounty

Share food or drinks with at least 6 people.

Great Bounty

Great Bounty

Share food or drinks with at least 15 people.

Ridiculous Bounty

Ridiculous Bounty

Share food or drinks with everyone on the March.

Rock Star

Rock Star

Perform a musical piece of at least 1 minute length at Opening Ceremonies or Eagle Rock.

Greenfriend

Greenfriend

Pick up every single piece of trash you see over the course of the Death March. Leave no trash of your own behind.

Alcoholics Unanimous

Alcoholics Unanimous

Drink five servings of alcohol during the course of the March.

Photogenic

Photogenic

Have your picture taken standing on top of the highest point of Eagle Rock.

Patriot

Patriot

Have your picture taken at the Altar of Freedom.

MacGyver

MacGyver

Fashion some sort of device to assist a fellow Marcher in their time of need.

Early to Rise

Early to Rise

Walk from the Sea to the top of Reseda before the Opening Ceremonies on the day of the March.

Absolute Twit

Absolute Twit

Tweet your location at least 10 times during the March.

Head in the Clouds

Head in the Clouds

Visit the Parker Mesa Overlook.

Speedster

Speedster

Complete the Death March in under 7 hours.

SpeedSTAR

SpeedSTAR

Complete the Death March in under 6 hours.

Speed Demon

Speed Demon

Complete the Death March in under 5 hours.

Champion of the Sea

Champion of the Sea

Finish the Death March first.

Waterlogged

Waterlogged

Completely submerge yourself in the ocean upon completion of the Death March.

Voice of the People

Voice of the People

Propose a bylaw that is radified by the end of the March. May not be earned by Officers.

Paparazzi

Paparazzi

Take 50 pictures of the Officers on the March.

Are you guys a club or something?

Are you guys a club or something?

Dress to the theme of the March.

Lose Your Keys?

Lose Your Keys?

Catch up to the March after starting late.

Treasure Hunter

Treasure Hunter

Find a geocache during the March.

Stromatolite

Stromatolite

Take your picture with the stromatolites.

Ball and Chain

Ball and Chain

Bring your significant other to the Death March.

Indelible

Indelible

Get a Death March related tattoo.

Michael Phelps

Michael Phelps

Earn ten (10) or more achievements in a single March.

McConaughey

McConaughey

Perform a Death March start to finish without a shirt. Women may cover up as is appropriate.

Capital Zero

Capital Zero

Finish your first Death March.

Speed of Light

Speed of Light

Complete the Death March in under 4 hours.

Somnambulist

Somnambulist

Get no sleep the night previous to the Death March.

Metrosexual

Metrosexual

Take public transit to and from the Death March.

Fancy Pants

Fancy Pants

Wear formal attire for the entirety of the March.

Triathlete

Triathlete

Ride a bicycle to the beginning of the Death March, finish the Death March, and then dunk yourself in the Ocean at the end.

Lone Wolf

Lone Wolf

Complete the Death March without a team.

How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Your Mother

Bring your parent or child on a Death March.

Space Monkey

Space Monkey

Shave your head for the Death March.

The Fantastic Four

The Fantastic Four

Four team members who achieve, punish, and finish the march together. See bylaws for more details.

Dr. Scholl

Dr. Scholl

Share medication with 6 other marchers

Great Balls

Great Balls

Take pictures of 6 Pokemon on the Death March.

Million Dollar Mom

Million Dollar Mom

Complete the Death March with some professionally installed artificial implant for medical necessity.


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