These are the various achievements that you can perform on the Death March to earn fame for all time. Grayed out achievements have NEVER been performed. You can be the first!
Gracious Bounty
Share food or drinks with at least 6 people.
Great Bounty
Share food or drinks with at least 15 people.
Ridiculous Bounty
Share food or drinks with everyone on the March.
Rock Star
Perform a musical piece of at least 1 minute length at Opening Ceremonies or Eagle Rock.
Greenfriend
Pick up every single piece of trash you see over the course of the Death March. Leave no trash of your own behind.
Alcoholics Unanimous
Drink five servings of alcohol during the course of the March.
Photogenic
Have your picture taken standing on top of the highest point of Eagle Rock.
Patriot
Have your picture taken at the Altar of Freedom.
MacGyver
Fashion some sort of device to assist a fellow Marcher in their time of need.
Early to Rise
Walk from the Sea to the top of Reseda before the Opening Ceremonies on the day of the March.
Absolute Twit
Tweet your location at least 10 times during the March.
Head in the Clouds
Visit the Parker Mesa Overlook.
Speedster
Complete the Death March in under 7 hours.
SpeedSTAR
Complete the Death March in under 6 hours.
Speed Demon
Complete the Death March in under 5 hours.
Champion of the Sea
Finish the Death March first.
Waterlogged
Completely submerge yourself in the ocean upon completion of the Death March.
Voice of the People
Propose a bylaw that is radified by the end of the March. May not be earned by Officers.
Paparazzi
Take 50 pictures of the Officers on the March.
Are you guys a club or something?
Dress to the theme of the March.
Lose Your Keys?
Catch up to the March after starting late.
Treasure Hunter
Find a geocache during the March.
Stromatolite
Take your picture with the stromatolites.
Ball and Chain
Bring your significant other to the Death March.
Indelible
Get a Death March related tattoo.
Michael Phelps
Earn ten (10) or more achievements in a single March.
McConaughey
Perform a Death March start to finish without a shirt. Women may cover up as is appropriate.
Capital Zero
Finish your first Death March.
Speed of Light
Complete the Death March in under 4 hours.
Somnambulist
Get no sleep the night previous to the Death March.
Metrosexual
Take public transit to and from the Death March.
Fancy Pants
Wear formal attire for the entirety of the March.
Triathlete
Ride a bicycle to the beginning of the Death March, finish the Death March, and then dunk yourself in the Ocean at the end.
Lone Wolf
Complete the Death March without a team.
How I Met Your Mother
Bring your parent or child on a Death March.
Space Monkey
Shave your head for the Death March.
The Fantastic Four
Four team members who achieve, punish, and finish the march together. See bylaws for more details.
Dr. Scholl
Share medication with 6 other marchers
Great Balls
Take pictures of 6 Pokemon on the Death March.
Million Dollar Mom
Complete the Death March with some professionally installed artificial implant for medical necessity.
Ranger Danger
give advice or assistance to a stranger during the March. No one on the March can consider another marcher a stranger.
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See also: The Difference between Achievements and Punishments
Someone earned Capital Zero in 2005. Who was it?
Someone earned Capital Zero in 2014. Who was it?