{"id":163,"date":"2011-08-05T13:45:13","date_gmt":"2011-08-05T20:45:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dmtts.turtlesys.net\/?page_id=163"},"modified":"2014-08-14T10:01:08","modified_gmt":"2014-08-14T17:01:08","slug":"punishments","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/deathmarchtothesea.com\/?page_id=163","title":{"rendered":"Punishments"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Punishments are things we do to make the Death March more deadly. At some point, many years passed, we realized that this March wasn&#8217;t nearly deadly enough. So we decided to try out the following to see if it would kill us. It has not&#8230; yet.<\/p>\n<p>For every punishment you successfully perform, you get a title added to you official Death March name.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Personal Punishments<\/strong><br \/>\nAll punishments are born of things that someone tried. So every year, you are encouraged to punish yourself in some way. For this personal punishment, you get to add any title you wish to your name. This is also how you submit punishments to become official punishments. <a href=\"http:\/\/deathmarchtothesea.com\/?page_id=22\" title=\"Achievements\">Some have alternately become achievements.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Personal Punishments that have not become official ones include:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Wearing a suit<\/li>\n<li>Making a movie<\/li>\n<li>Wearing uncomfortable shoes<\/li>\n<li>Drinking grog instead of water<\/li>\n<li>Speaking only in Pig Latin<\/li>\n<li>Wearing a mask<\/li>\n<li>Marching while sick<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>In other words, the sky is the limit.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-size:130%\">Official Punishments<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/deathmarchtothesea.com\/?attachment_id=193\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-193\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/deathmarchtothesea.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/41267_421051771363_527661363_5314309_1062630_n-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"41267_421051771363_527661363_5314309_1062630_n\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-193\" \/><\/a><strong>Alcohol Consumption Punishment<\/strong><br \/>\nConsume alcohol at some point on the march.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe not legal, but definitely bylegal. You get to <a href=\"http:\/\/deathmarchtothesea.com\/?page_id=1867\">choose the protectorship of a country<\/a> for doing this. You can also protect a place in the country that your team captain chooses!<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/deathmarchtothesea.com\/?attachment_id=195\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-195\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/deathmarchtothesea.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/6532_124160056363_527661363_2871780_4408422_n-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"6532_124160056363_527661363_2871780_4408422_n\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-195\" \/><\/a><strong>Tommy&#8217;s Chili Punishment<\/strong><br \/>\nEat some food with Tommy&#8217;s chili on it.<\/p>\n<p>This earns you an honorific title, such as Sir, Doctor, Captain, Sama, Lady, Master, etc.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/deathmarchtothesea.com\/?attachment_id=202\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-202\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/deathmarchtothesea.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/punishments-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"punishments\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-202\" \/><\/a><strong>Labours Punishment<\/strong><br \/>\n<del datetime=\"2012-05-15T21:58:18+00:00\">This is a very complex punishment that involves doing exercise reps.<\/del><\/p>\n<p><del datetime=\"2012-05-15T22:01:04+00:00\">Stars and various status such as <strong>Saint<\/strong>, <strong>Redeemer<\/strong>, and <strong>Overlord<\/strong> are attached to your title for this punishment. If you really want to know how it works, please <a href=\".\/?page_id=58#Labours\">read the bylaws<\/a>.<\/del><br \/>\nThis punishment was removed in 2011 as it was too complicated. Still encouraged as a personal punishment.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/deathmarchtothesea.com\/?attachment_id=198\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-198\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/deathmarchtothesea.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/45887_421052676363_527661363_5314373_4729812_n-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"45887_421052676363_527661363_5314373_4729812_n\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-198\" srcset=\"https:\/\/deathmarchtothesea.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/45887_421052676363_527661363_5314373_4729812_n-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/deathmarchtothesea.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/45887_421052676363_527661363_5314373_4729812_n-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/deathmarchtothesea.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/45887_421052676363_527661363_5314373_4729812_n.jpg 604w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a><strong>Flagbearing Punishment<\/strong><br \/>\nCarry a large flag for the duration of the March.<\/p>\n<p>This earns you the title <strong>Flagbearer<\/strong>, <strong>Bannerman<\/strong>, <strong>Bannerwoman<\/strong>, or <strong>Bannerperson<\/strong>.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n<strong>Vegetarianism Punishment<\/strong><br \/>\nEat vegetarian chili in lieu of the Tommy&#8217;s Chili Punishment and do not eat meat for the whole March.<\/p>\n<p>This earns you membership into the Fraternity of a food animal of their choice. For example, &#8220;Fraternity of Sus Scrofa.&#8221;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/deathmarchtothesea.com\/?attachment_id=199\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-199\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/deathmarchtothesea.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/41166_421049756363_527661363_5314180_7530662_n-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"41166_421049756363_527661363_5314180_7530662_n\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-199\" srcset=\"https:\/\/deathmarchtothesea.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/41166_421049756363_527661363_5314180_7530662_n-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/deathmarchtothesea.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/41166_421049756363_527661363_5314180_7530662_n-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/deathmarchtothesea.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/41166_421049756363_527661363_5314180_7530662_n.jpg 604w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a><strong>Noisemaking Punishment<\/strong><br \/>\nCarry and use an instrument, radio, or other noise maker for the whole March.<\/p>\n<p>This earns you the <strong>Troubadour<\/strong>, <strong>Bard<\/strong> or <strong>Herald<\/strong> title.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/deathmarchtothesea.com\/?attachment_id=200\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-200\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/deathmarchtothesea.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/44461_423605260565_567915565_5460249_5349782_n-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"44461_423605260565_567915565_5460249_5349782_n\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-200\" \/><\/a><strong>Marching in Drag Punishment<\/strong><br \/>\nDress up in clothing traditionally worn by the other gender. Women are also required to sport facial hair.<\/p>\n<p>This earns you a title with the word <strong>drag<\/strong> in it.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Marching in Long Sleeves and Pants Punishment<\/strong><br \/>\nDress in long sleeves and pants and refrain from rolling them up for the duration of the March.<\/p>\n<p>This earns you the title <strong>Longfellow<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Rear Guard<\/strong><br \/>\nStick around with the slowest marchers and show them the way.<\/p>\n<p>This earns you the title <strong>Rear Guard<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>See also: <a href=\"http:\/\/deathmarchtothesea.com\/?p=174\" title=\"On Punishments &#038; Achievements\">The Difference between Achievements and Punishments<\/a><br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Punishments are things we do to make the Death March more deadly. At some point, many years passed, we realized that this March wasn&#8217;t nearly deadly enough. So we decided to try out the following to see if it would kill us. It has not&#8230; yet. 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